As the largest and most revered of the Thoinks, one cannot help but bow to his ever-encroaching thickness. Some compare his sheer mass to that of entire kingdoms. The same heavenly clouds in the sky, that heroes look to for inspiration and conviction, are but the simple exhalations of the Uber Thoink.
- The One True Wonder of the world
- 5% Chance of Fabled Leek Sword Loot Drop.
- He gets blushies for Rytelia